Manny Sharma introducing Rep. Joe Walsh
The India Tribune ran an editorial promoting a "debate" between Joe Walsh and Tammy Duckworth, candidates for the 8th congressional district, as one that would be focused on Indian American issues. The editorial said the nation was waiting to hear what these candidates had to say about issues of importance to Indian Americans. While I was pretty sure most of my friends weren't on pins and needles over these issues, I decided it would be worthwhile for me to go. And so I did!
The "debate" was held this evening, October 23, 2012 at 8 PM, at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Schaumburg, Illinois. I was worried that I might be stopped at the door. The editorial made it clear that this was a "by invitation" only event. I contacted sharma@niappi.com (the email to which interested persons were to directed to contact) and had an email exchange where I had to: (1) prove I was Indian American, then (2) describe the issues of concern to me, then (3) affirm my U.S. citizenship and registered voter status, then (4) provide my home address and then (5) disclose my favorite Indian food (okay, I'm kidding about the favorite Indian food question but everything else is true). Although I gave up all of this information to sharma@niappi.com, I still didn't get the invite.
I went anyways. As I walked through the parking lot I saw a busload of Indian American senior citizens pull up to the hotel. Bingo! I found my cover. I "blended" in with the crowd. I was about twice as wide as the biggest of them. I was as bald as the baldest of them. But I was good 20 years younger than the youngest of them. That last factor, and the fact that I look more Latino, Filipino or Arab than I do Indian, blew my cover.
I tried to blend in with the busload of Indian American senior citizens...
I got looks.
But no one said anything and I just acted like I belonged. But I still wasn't sure I would get in. I had to "register" at a table outside the ballroom. Lucky for me a doctor acquaintance from my neighborhood joined the line. I looked back and smiled at JY. JY (I'm not using his name because I'm not sure he was happy to see me) looked like he'd seen Lucifer himself.
"Hey! How's it going?" he asked me with a half smile and a forced enthusiasm I know he didn't really feel. I've know JY because he's a local doctor who works with the doctors in my family.
"Great!" I replied as a put my arm around his shoulders and gave him a big hug. We're chumy as hell at all the Indian doctor parties (yes, Indian physicians have their own monthy get-togethers) so why the hell can't I gush a little here? He was my ticket in if someone tried to give me grief about not being on the list.
It worked. I made it a point to talk up JY the whole time. The people running the event obviously knew JY. I went in. JY excused himself and I found a seat up front.
So far, so good.
I knew going into the event that it was not a "debate" because Tammy Duckworth already declined the invitation a while back. Joe Walsh simply does not have enough substance to necessitate a follow up debate after all the ones they've already had (although I'm willing to wager that Joe wouldn't disappoint by flooring us with yet another "flat earth" idea if given the chance). But the night held other funnies so I wasn't going to leave unentertained.
The meeting room had a sign that said "Joe Walsh and Tammy Duckworth Debate" and at the front of the room were two tables set atop a raised platform with two table cards with the names of the candidates printed on them. A room with seating for about 250 people was set up. There were plenty of cameras and a guy wearing a CNN hat running a video camera (but I don't think he was from CNN).
By 8:15pm I knew I was at a desi event because it was 15 minutes past the start time and there was no indication that anything was going to commence. A few more minutes later a gentleman took to the stage with a mic in hand and announced (with a straight face mind you) that Joe Walsh has arrived, and that, although Tammy Duckworth declined the invitation, the organizers were going to give her a few more minutes to arrive (yes, he confirmed that Tammy Duckworth already declined the invitation... go figure!).
A few more minutes passed and the man with the mic introduced himself as Manny Sharma (could this be sharma@niappi.com who never got back to me?). He introduced Joe Walsh. Joe Walsh came in and sat down. Mr. Sharma then gave a too-long introduction to the organization hosting the "debate" (the desi gene never fails).
Before handing over the floor to Joe Walsh Mr. Sharma announced, with a heavy sigh for dramatic effect, that Joe Walsh will not be taking any questions because Tammy Duckworth was not here and that this was no way to debate. Instead, he would say a few words to the audience.
Apparently Joe Walsh, Manny Sharma and all the other organizers were holding their collective breath in the hopes that Tammy Duckworth was just pulling their leg about not attending and was actually in the hallway waiting to make a dramatic entrance. That, or they took the audience for fools.
Joe Walsh took 10 minutes to stroke the audience. Indian Americans are business owners. They work hard. They are smart. They are what's best about America. The 8th Congressional District of Illinois has one of the largest Indian American populations in the nation and that's one of the things that makes it so great. The U.S. debt is bad. Bad people all over the world want to kill Americans.
Deep policy stuff to be sure.
And throughout the stroke-fest were "apologies" for Tammy Duckworth not being at the "debate". He then admonished the audience to not vote for someone who doesn't show up to a "debate".
And then the closing! It was a zinger! This is what Joe Walsh said to close the event and then walked off stage and out of the hotel without taking a single question:
I have become one of the biggest advocates of Mr. Modi in Washington, DC. I sent two letters to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton asking her to give Mr. Modi a visa to come to the United States. We should invite him here. We have to invite him here. We can learn from Mr. Modi and from what he's done in Gujarat.
The audience loved it. The stroke-fest hardly moved the half-filled room of senior citizens, but the closing featuring Joe Walsh's love for Narendra Modi garnered lots of applause. Who knew?
Afterwards I remained to mingle. Right away I saw my neighbor and 22nd State Senate District candidate Cary Collins holding court with some of the attendees. Cary is a Republican and was there as part of Joe Walsh's camp. Cary was saying something about how all religions are peaceful and that got a handful of people all worked up. Two gentlemen in the crowd, Ravi and Raja (per their name badges), were particularly fired up about correcting Cary's erroneous belief that Islam is peaceful and that faithful Muslims are peace-loving.
Republican State Senate (22nd Dist) Candidate Cary Collins
Cary saw me. I went up to say hello, and I was sucked into the hate-fest.
These folks (not Cary Collins) were unabashedly Islamophobic. And the people around them were mum. Shameful.
In truth, it was amusing to interact with some of these folks. And it's amazing what a smile and an even keel will do to a hatemonger.
This event was obviously a set up to make Tammy Duckworth look as if she does not care about here Indian American constituents. We know better.
The last line of Joe Walsh's speech is the tie that binds the folks at this event together - a passion for Narendra Modi. All the other stuff is just window dressing.
Narendra Modi, the chief minister of the Indian state of Gujarat, has the blood of thousands of Indian Muslims on his hands. That this group in the U.S. is so passionate about a man who ordered the police in the state of Gujarat to remain disengaged as thousands of innocent Indian Muslims were butchered by other Indians speaks to their values.
In the U.S., American Muslims who would champion people like Osama bin Laden or other terrorist leaders are considered pariah and held at bay. We call them out for what they are even if they try to disguise themselves in the cloak of religion.
No doubt the same is true among the Hindu American community when it comes to these folks.
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